You'll find that almost everything on this site is intended to be funny, so why would this page be any different?  Here's a quick snapshot of our "organization", such as it is:

Vacant Position, President and CEO

Our previous leader is currently in prison due to the overzealous enforcement of blue laws in New Jersey, as if there weren’t more important things for them to worry about in New Jersey.

Bob Smith, VP of Public Relations

Bob joined the company through the Witness Protection Program’s outplacement services in 2009.  Previously, he served for nearly ten years as Chief Financial Officer of a major organized crime syndicate.  After several months of intense jury trials and numerous death threats, Bob decided to enter the entertainment industry, where his previous felony activities would most likely either be mistaken for comedy or accepted as being commonplace in the entertainment industry.

Dennis Dennison, VP of Quality

Dennis devotes most of his time to reviewing our media products to ensure that only the highest quality content and graphics reach our readers and fans.  His tireless efforts are inspiring, given his overwhelming physical obstacles of being blind and deaf from birth.

Visit Our Headquarters!

Hapless Media is presently headquartered in Bob’s pick-up truck.  We are searching for a new headquarters location, because it’s really cramped in here and smells like wet dog.