Please don’t mess around with our website. There are two very important things you should understand if you are even considering hacking this site. Please take a moment to read this and reconsider your intentions.

1.  Honestly, we’re not that good with this whole IT thing, and yes, it will probably take us a really long time to recover.  But your friends and hacker colleagues would probably never stop making fun of you for wasting your time on an amateur website like ours.  Seriously, we still struggle to download stuff to our PDAs, so we really doubt there’s any glory to be had by defeating our technological skills here.

2.  Since we don’t keep anyone’s personal or credit card information, there’s no money to be made in hijacking anything on this site.

Please let us apply our IT "resources" to important things like trying to figure out how to get our voicemails from remote locations and other stuff like that.  Thanks for listening, and thanks for not hacking us today.  Seriously, we really appreciate it.