We all know food doesn’t put itself on the table, so we do have to make money somehow. That’s why at any given time, this site may contain the following:

1. Direct advertisements trying to get you to buy stuff. WE WILL TRY to maintain some DIGNITY with the advertisements we allow. If you find any particularly objectionable, please let us know.

2. Product placements in photo, video, or text content to SUBLIMINALLY MAKE YOU THINK YOU WANT TO BUY SOMETHING. While these products may not always be angelic in nature, we will try to avoid the obviously bad stuff like tobacco products. One important note, we DO NOT consider beer to be bad.

3. Links to other sites where they WANT YOU TO BUY STUFF. You’re at their mercy, and we have no control over what other sites try to sell you. Good luck with that, and make sure you only provide your credit card information on a secure website. If we have a financial interest in the destination of the link or the product they’re selling, WE WILL TELL YOU that it is either our product or that they are an affiliate of ours.

4. Other marketing techniques that we don’t fully understand. We just have to say this because in a couple years someone might invent another CRAZY WAY TO MAKE YOU BUY SOMETHING without you even knowing it. We recommend you wear a tin foil helmet while browsing our site, just in case. Just so you know, we wear them all the time.

Don’t take the marketing personally, it’s just a way for us to get by. Please take comfort knowing that any revenue that we do get goes toward normal stuff like mortgage payments and dog biscuits. Thanks for your support.